A Pleasant Nightmare

I’m dreading the end of the summer. All of my friends are leaving me for college, and my best friend’s going to turn out like all the others.

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

Now I remember why we stopped hanging out. Because you’re an asshole. Leave now.